WTF?!
I just spotted a thread made by Greattane. His post humorously reads:To all it may concers:
This here is the official decleration of war towards all the foul races of the "HORDE".
The charges are as follows.
We have declared war upon all the members of the horde for the following charges.
1.THE UNANOUNCED INVASION OF THE ORCS UPON THE PLANET OF AZEROTH.
2.THE SECOND ORC WAR WHERE ONCE MORE THE ORCS TRIED TO RISE AND KILL ALL THAT IS LIGHT.
3. THE COMING OF THE BURNING LEGION AND THE CURRENT AFFILIATION OF THE HORDE WITH THE UNDEAD ABOMINATIONs and FREAKS OF NATURE THAT JUST SHOULD NOT BE.
4. NOT CONVERTING YOURSELFS WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD AND ASSUMING THE COMMON LANGUAGE.
5. CENTURIES AND DECADES OF SLAUGHTER, PILLAGE AND PLUNDER FROM THE MEMBERS OF THE HORDE UPON THE FAIR PEOPLE OF THIS WORLD.
While the above charges are laid out against the member states of the horde and all of the Green skinned Furry and undead folk will pay with their lives (including your Females, Young ones, elderly and infirm) for the charges mentioned above.
Our first strike target will be the BAND of abominations calling themselfs INFESTE NEX.
THE HORDE HAVE TOO LONG BEEN ALLOWED TO ROAM AROUND THIS PLANET DESTROYING ITS FRAGILE NATURE.
We are calling out to ALL the Races of the Alliance to aid us in this struggle for the LIGHTS blessing upon all of us.
Help rid this planet once and for all of the the HORDE.
ONLY TERMS OF SURRENDER ACCEPTABLE FOR OUR FIRST TARGET: INFESTES NEX (as per council declaration)
1. NO INFESTES NEX TAGS UPON THIS WORLD, OUR WAR WILL NEVER STOP UNTILL THE COMPLETE ANIHALATION OF ALL THE BEASTS UNDER THIS TAGS
2. ANY HORDE BEING SEEN INTERACTING OR WORKING WITH THIS FOUL BAND OF BRIGANDS WILL BE GANkED UNTILL THE INTERACTION IS CEASED
3.ANY ONE REMOVING THE TAG WILL HAVE TO BOW BEFORE OUR MEMBERS THEN THEY WILL REGAIN REGULAR HORDE STATUS.At this point they be ganked to the extend all other horde are.
As for any alliance members that are interested in joining our WORLD wide struggle we have a promotion event.
BOUNTY HUNTER PROGRAM
The first 25 screenshots of different corpses
of all infeste nex kills will be rewarded 10 gold
Conditions :
1. Screenshots can be of the same corpse, however they have to be identifiable as different kills.
3.There can not be a member of VB active in your party at the time of the kills.
2. Mail me ingame for reward claiming details.
YOU CHALENGED US INFESTE NEX. YOU WANTED A WAR AND NOW YOU GOT ONE.
Hahahahhaahahh hey guess what: this AIN'T no RP server nubcake.
/drunk
posted by Ark @ 10:58 PM
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