PHASED OUT: Muh.....

I LOL'd Hard

I don't know whether to LOL or ROFL. Perhaps an LMAO will suffice.

Behold the source in all its (lack of) glory!

Here's the transcripts of the moron's posts:

hi 2 all im new to the whole CS sceene so ill try and make this quick as possible

kkz so 2 weekz ago my friend messages me with this new pr0g called f4gler.exe and hes like "wanna rage" and im like "ya" and hes like "kkz dl this h4x its vac proof" and im like "kkz".

so i dld the hack and we raged some servers it was LoL-worhty u kno how it is.

so today i log on my account and i see 'ur acct has been VAC BONNED permanently from all games kthzbai".

so im like "what the hell is that."

wtf is with VAC? the cheat was VAC PROOF. that means ist illegal for VAC to ban me for it cause it was VAC UNDETECTED. the cool guyz @ mPC even told me so.. this is LUDa. that hack p-OWNED too and it was VAC UNDETECTED so its BS that i got banned.

if gabe newell cud check in2 this i would be very happi.

ty f0r ur time!

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And when one forum goer informs him of the rules...

ok pal ur messin with the rwrong gangster.. u just stay out of this topic. the hack was VAC UNDETECTED that means its ILLEGAL toi get bonned for using it get dat threw ur head!!!

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And when several more people showed up...

ya and i think u r missing the point i will nock ur teeth out if u come in my topoic again!!!

also 2 the dood hwo said something.. i dont think u understand what i m speking! VAC UNDETECTED MEANS ITS ILLEGAL FOR VAC TO BAN ME 4 IT..

this cant be 4real. i know therez at least 33 cases just liek mine!!!

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In response to someone telling him cheating is illegal...

ya its also illegal 4 me to beat hte living snot out of ur nose but that dont mean i wont..

you know and i kno that ur half the man i am an di have half the brainz u do so i'll say it 1 moore time.

VAC HAS COMMITED A LEGAL FALLACY IN BANNING ME..if this ban iz N0T reversed i will be forced to take legel action.

you LSOE good DAY SIR>

(Have fun trying to locate the whereabouts of the guy who shot you down, you pathetic little shit. - Ark)

Wait a minute...

LEGAL ACTION?

You're threatening LEGAL ACTION because you got banned for committing the illegal act of CHEATING?!

...

I think something just urinated inside my brainpan.

And that's the end of the thread, although I reckon the mods should've kept it open so that the idiot could be further tormented by his own stupidity and we could all laugh longer. XD

I love the intarweb.

Ark

PS: I just realized something ten seconds after I posted this. I'm figuring that due to the way the moron talks, he'd have to be either really retarded, mentally immature for his age, or UNDERAGE. Just why the hell are under-16s being allowed to play these games? The USA should take a leaf out of New Zealand's book and actually ban under-16s from playing games like Counterstrike: Source. Where I live (in NZ), games like CSS are R16, meaning you can't purchase them unless 16 or older. Also, parents should step up to the plate and govern what their kids are playing based on their mental maturity (or lack thereof). It would go a long way to lowering the number of court cases Jack Thompson and his affiliates decide to barge into themselves.

posted by Ark @ 1:56 PM